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Triarius
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Joined: 06 May 2008
Posts: 4805
Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:25 pm
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| Life causes cancer! OMG! |
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I just read an article:
quote:
Professors and students working together at Harvard University have reached a startling conclusion: living is the root of all cancer.
The surprising revelation comes after a simple thought experiment, says Vijay Ahminpak, a senior medical student at the Ivy League university. "Only living things get cancer, dead things don't."
This latest breakthrough in cancer research is sending shockwaves around the globe. Some theologians and philosophers are asserting that death is indeed the only way to go...
What do we do??? |
Triarius
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Joined: 06 May 2008
Posts: 4805
Tue Oct 06, 2009 8:03 pm
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btw, the above was totally a fabrication... didn't want anyone to accuse me of lying. |
Stephen2009
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Joined: 21 Feb 2009
Posts: 756
Location: Everton in Merseyside
Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:39 am
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I'm confused  |
carlinfan
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Joined: 31 Aug 2008
Posts: 537
Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:26 pm
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To decrease the chances of getting cancer, we should stop eating... period.  |
SkylineBudgie
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Joined: 03 Nov 2009
Posts: 2
Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:57 pm
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I'm not surprised. Everything causes cancer these days  |
Tama
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Joined: 29 Oct 2008
Posts: 177
Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:05 pm
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cancer's just nature's way to curb population growth. used to be plagues. it's always going to be something that kills us. |
Triarius
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Joined: 06 May 2008
Posts: 4805
Wed Nov 04, 2009 3:29 pm
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cancer's just nature's way to curb population growth. used to be plagues. it's always going to be something that kills us.
Actually, most populations are limited by available external resources. Very few species have internal population limiting aspects.
If you introduce a pack of wolves into a land rich with sheep - you will have more wolves soon!
When the sheep are gone, so too will the wolves be gone.
Bacteria, wolves, dolphins and humans are all quite the same in that regard.
There is, however, a species of ants which has a natural enemy, a fungus, which will spread from colony to colony until the ant colonies are far enough apart as to not be a threat to the environment. Still, this is an external force limiting their growth. |
PsyChris
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Joined: 23 Dec 2007
Posts: 1391
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Thu Nov 05, 2009 2:18 am
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This is splendidly terrible news! |
VicariousAquarius
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Joined: 05 Nov 2009
Posts: 8
Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:03 am
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that is pretty stupid, im sure it was written as a gag |
Datura
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Joined: 03 May 2009
Posts: 373
Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:08 am
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^ If that wasn't suspected after reading the introductory post, reading the second would have tipped a person off. |
Ruby88
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Joined: 02 Mar 2009
Posts: 1444
Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:20 pm
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As an old friend of mine would have said - "no sh*t, Sherlock..." |
cr8trface
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Joined: 19 Nov 2009
Posts: 45
Wed Dec 02, 2009 3:24 pm
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I hate cancer! |
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