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Paul Myszor
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Post Thu Jan 22, 2004 6:07 pm

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How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?



2: one to change the bulb and one to hold the pe...I mean. .stepladder

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How many Solution Focused therapists does it take to change a lightbulb:


I don't know but it would probably be a miracle!

Confused

How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a lightbulb:



Only one, but it takes time....a very very long time in fact

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How many hypnotherapists does it take to change a lightbulb?


10....and 9....and that bulb can grow dimmer....8.....dimmer and....


Surprised

How many Eriksonians does it take to change a lighbulb?


"That reminds me of when I was a boy in Ohio and we had a box of bulbs under the stairs and one day....."

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How many Rogerian therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?


I hear you wanting to know how many Rogerian therapists it takes to change a lightbulb

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Post Fri Jan 23, 2004 5:11 pm

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Post Sat Mar 06, 2004 9:14 am

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How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
o None. The light bulb will change itself when it's ready.
o Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
o Just one, but it takes nine visits.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
o "How long have you been having this fantasy?"
o "Why does the light bulb necessarily have to change?"
o One, but he must consult DSM-IV.

How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb?
o "How many do you think it takes?"
fathom
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Post Sat Mar 06, 2004 9:58 am

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hmmm... Must be a Canadian eh! Wink
Andy B.
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Post Tue Mar 09, 2004 12:02 pm

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How many brief therapists does it take to change a...
Done!

How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb?
What is your earliest experience of being left alone in the dark?
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Post Tue Mar 09, 2004 12:12 pm

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Laughing That cracks me up! Wink
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Post Tue Mar 09, 2004 2:40 pm

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I loved the one about brief therapy Laughing
Simongrant
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Post Mon Apr 19, 2004 12:00 pm

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"How many Ericksonian hypnotherapists does it take to change a lightbulb?"

"Um.....2?"

"Thats Right"
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Post Mon Apr 19, 2004 6:11 pm

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a psychotherapist?
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How many psychos does it take to change a therapist?
  

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