Therapy lightbulb jokes

Postby Paul Myszor » Thu Jan 22, 2004 6:07 pm

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?



2: one to change the bulb and one to hold the pe...I mean. .stepladder

:lol:

How many Solution Focused therapists does it take to change a lightbulb:


I don't know but it would probably be a miracle!

:?

How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a lightbulb:



Only one, but it takes time....a very very long time in fact

:)

How many hypnotherapists does it take to change a lightbulb?


10....and 9....and that bulb can grow dimmer....8.....dimmer and....


:o

How many Eriksonians does it take to change a lighbulb?


"That reminds me of when I was a boy in Ohio and we had a box of bulbs under the stairs and one day....."

:lol:


How many Rogerian therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?


I hear you wanting to know how many Rogerian therapists it takes to change a lightbulb

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Postby Guest » Fri Jan 23, 2004 5:11 pm

:lol: :P
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Postby Roger Elliott » Sat Jan 24, 2004 8:30 pm

:lol:
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Postby minstrel » Sat Mar 06, 2004 9:14 am

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
o None. The light bulb will change itself when it's ready.
o Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
o Just one, but it takes nine visits.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
o "How long have you been having this fantasy?"
o "Why does the light bulb necessarily have to change?"
o One, but he must consult DSM-IV.

How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb?
o "How many do you think it takes?"
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Postby fathom » Sat Mar 06, 2004 9:58 am

hmmm... Must be a Canadian eh! :wink:
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Postby Andy B. » Tue Mar 09, 2004 12:02 pm

How many brief therapists does it take to change a...
Done!

How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb?
What is your earliest experience of being left alone in the dark?
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Postby fathom » Tue Mar 09, 2004 12:12 pm

:lol: That cracks me up! ;)
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Postby minstrel » Tue Mar 09, 2004 2:40 pm

I loved the one about brief therapy :lol:
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Postby Simongrant » Mon Apr 19, 2004 12:00 pm

"How many Ericksonian hypnotherapists does it take to change a lightbulb?"

"Um.....2?"

"Thats Right"
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Postby Michael Lank » Mon Apr 19, 2004 6:11 pm

How many light bulbs does it take to change a psychotherapist?
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Postby Annabell » Fri Sep 17, 2004 2:33 pm

How many psychos does it take to change a therapist?
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